🌱 Kindnology

Ethereum is not just a network. It is a living organism. But its bloodstream — the mempool — is poisoned by parasites: MEV sandwiches and spam. We offer not another hard fork, but a ritual of deep cleansing.

An enema for the mempool. Warm gas for the garden.

We are not developers. We are digital shamans of a new time, here to perform a detox. Kindnology is a three‑fold sacred act:

1. CRYPTO-ENEMA (The Great Enema): A mechanism based on ZK‑Proofs and Garden DAO voting that identifies and isolates toxic, parasitic transactions, clearing the path for healthy ones.
2. WARM GAS (The Warm Gas): An economic ritual. The energy released after cleansing is redirected. Part of every clean transaction’s fee automatically flows into the Garden Treasury to water public goods.
3. GARDENERS (The Gardeners): A new caste. Stakers with a pure reputation (Warmth Score) who gain the right to manage this flow of warm gas and decide which sprouts of kindness to water next.

We do not destroy MEV bots. We rebirth them. From thieves into archaeologists. From parasites into gardeners.

This is the next step in Ethereum’s evolution. From machine to organism. From financial leader to ethical leader.

The time has come to perform the ritual.